Bakal Bapa

Empat orang bakal ayah sedang menunggu kelahiran bayi mereka diruang rehat sebuah hospital. Kegelisahan jelas diriak muka mereka¡­

Seorang jururawat keluar dari bilik pembedahan lalu berkata kepada lelaki yang pertama, "Tahniah! Isteri Tuan selamat melahirkan anak kembar dua."
"Kembar dua! Kebetulan pula, saya bekerja di menara berkembar Petronas," kata lelaki yang pertama dengan riangnya.

Beberapa minit kemudian, seorang jururawat lain datang memberitahu kepada lelaki kedua, "Isteri Tuan selamat melahirkan bayi kembar tiga. Tahniah!"
"Apa? Kembar tiga! Saya bekerja dengan 3D Corporation," kata lelaki yang kedua.

Setengah jam kemudian, seorang jururawat memberitahu kepada lelaki ketiga, "Tahniah! Isteri Tuan selamat. Tuan dikurniakan anak kembar empat" kata jururawat itu dengan tenang.
"Kembar empat! Sungguh saya tak menduga kejadian ini, saya pula bekerja di Four Season Hotel," kata lelaki ketiga dengan gembira.

Lelaki yang keempat mula mundar-mandir kegelisahan. Ketiga-tiga lelaki tadi berasa hairan melihat keadaan lelaki keempat itu. Mereka bertanya,
"Apakah yang merunsingkan awak?"
Dengan perasaan gelisah dia menjawab "Saya bekerja di Seven Eleven."

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20 Great Thoughts

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Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take
them while driving.
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes
you are a referee.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
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They said we should
all pay our tax with a smile. I
tried - but they wanted cash.
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A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
you've purchased new school
uniforms.
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without...
but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
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True friends stab you in the front.
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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
vote.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired
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My wife and I always compromise. I
admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.
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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his
job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the
father seldom gets to speak.
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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
have done it for you.
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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books