I don't want to go to school....

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.


MOM: 'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.'

SON: 'But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.'


MOM: 'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.'

SON: 'One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.'


MOM: 'Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.'

SON: 'Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?'
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MOM: 'One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.'