Kids riddle...

What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.

If you stack the correct answers to these clues, the words will read the same going down and across:
Ice cream holder - Not shut - Lack or want - Brings to conclusion Answer
CONE - OPEN - NEED - ENDS

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

What dessert comes in an edible container?
An ice cream cone.

What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A car 'toon'.

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.

What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck. What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car? A red carnation.

What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do you make an eggroll?
Push it.

What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.

What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.